wafflehouse-official:

taco bell: may i take your order

me: can i have an order of

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railroadsoftware:

kitties-daddie:

daddieskittencream:

bubblegum-and-snowflakes:

daddys-pretty-pink-princess:

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

AH

HELP

I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)

Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!

this shit is so fucked 

railroadsoftware:

kitties-daddie:

daddieskittencream:

bubblegum-and-snowflakes:

daddys-pretty-pink-princess:

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

AH

HELP

I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)

Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!

this shit is so fucked 

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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chadleymacguff:

come on Litchfield, let’s get SICKENING!

chadleymacguff:

come on Litchfield, let’s get SICKENING!