cumsock:

she dead

star-snomad:

The new Smash Bros game will feature two modes for online play.

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus